Some senior citizen story or as what we, Malaysians call them, “golden citizen” (warga emas).
A 78-YEAR-OLD grandfather of five used welfare money meant for his mute wife to pay for the services of a prostitute, reported Berita Harian.
The man was caught during a raid conducted by the Kedah religious department in the afternoon after he collected RM100 on behalf of his wife from the welfare department.
He took a bus to Lorong Petani in Alor Star and allegedly used RM20 from the money to pay a prostitute.
“We found the elderly man and his partner naked in a canvas tent in a wooded area,” said JAIK chief assistant director Sheikh Muhamad Suhaimi Salleh who led the operation.
unbelievable right? I mean, RM20 for a hooker? That’s around US$5. Sheesh… it’s cheaper to eat at the KFC.
A pair of monkeys suprised the travellers in the car when they did a quickie on the hood of their car.
Somehow this doesn’t suprise me – the following is the most read items on the New Straits Times website today.
‘Kai Ko’ translates to ‘Brother Chicken’ in Chinese, yes it’s all about the pimps. I think everytime the word sex is on the title, Malaysian dudes just have the demanding urge to click it.
A Malaysian hubby who was having problems with his erection turned to using cucumbers and brinjals during sex with his wife. He got this idea after watching pornographic films. However, if he thinks replacing his penis with fruits would satisfy his wife, it couldn’t be further from the truth.
Instead he is facing jail time for abusing his wife.
“The victim suffered physical and mental anguish because of that. She had pleaded with her husband to stop his improper act,” a source said, adding that she was concerned about her health, besides the discomfort and pain.
The woman, who lives in Kajang, Kuala Lumpur, made a police report on Friday.
She claims her husband forced the fruits into her private part at least 7 times for the past 6 years. The news didn’t report if the vegetables were disposed after their making out session.
Now that’s one house you don’t want to get invited for dinner.
