I’ve heard of a f*ck buddy (from the movie “40 year old virgin”) but not porn buddy. I’m sure you never heard of that too, find out what is it by watching the video below (Safe For Work).
Now that Sarah Palin has a lot more free time, a porn director has offered her $3 million dollars to act in his porn film. He considers Palin as a “beautiful mother recognized by all of America as well as the rest of the world - the most desirable woman over 40″. It is believed the offer is for her and her husband.
Also included with the cash is a snow mobile for her husband and a life-time supply of Alaskan king crab.
The offer was sent to her on Nov 6 but so far there’s no reply. I don’t think he will ever get a reply. Anyway, for Palin fans, I guess you can only drool over the following pictures of her thighs.
3 more pictures after the jump.
People watch porn movies or buy them to watch people make out and the directors/producers know that, which is why the acting or storyline leading up to people getting naked is irrelevant. This clip shows just one such acting, with a guy fighting an obvious, fake large snake.
After valiantly defeating the snake, he says “.. I told you there are many snakes around here, let me show you another one” as his hands reached for his trousers. See below.
Don’t worry, this clip is SFW (Safe For Work).
Well he’s not a grandfather yet but he’s old enough to be! Meet Shigeo Tokuda, a 73-year old retiree who has one of the most envious job to every other man, he is Japan’s leading porn star for the “aging society” market. He’s humping ladies young and old.
In real life, he is married to the same woman for 44-years who gives her blessing to his current job and an adult daughter (as in grown, not in adult movie thingy).
Here’s a snapshot of him working with a hot Japanese porn star.
I think he can also be an ambassador to Viagra or other male health-related products.
Links:
CNN - An inspirational rising star
More pictures of Tokuda’s work (NSFW - that would mean NOT SAFE FOR WORK!)
A funny (but fake) news from satirical site The Onion, regarding the first time that the “I am under 18″ button clicked for the first time.
CHINO, CA—In an unprecedented and historic event Monday, the “I Am Under 18″ button, an Internet security device which if selected restricts access to websites featuring adult content, was clicked for the first time ever. “I knew I could simply claim to be over 18 and continue onto my desired destination, but I also realized that I would have to live with that lie for the rest of my life,” said local resident Garrett Kinley, 17.
“I admit, I was curious to see what type of material I would find on www.juggworld.com, but that button was clearly placed there for a reason, and let’s face it: 17 and three-quarters is not 18. I plan to return to the site three months from now, when I will be mature enough to handle its content.” Moments later, Kinley’s friend Dave Gerrard, 17, pushed Kinley aside and clicked the “I Am Over 18″ button himself, at which point a tactical police unit broke down his bedroom door and arrested him.
I hope Gerrard learns his lesson :P.
The internet landed in KK when I was already working, so I wouldn’t know which button I’d click if I were presented with the option if I was under 18 then. But I do know that most of the “I am under 18″ button would lead the young visitors to Disney.com, apart from the search engines.
