A piece of rather sad news for Ohio residents.

Well, size does not matters, it’s how you use it.

Well actually, it should be “cracking” news…

A Germany 24/7 news channel accidentally used a wrong emblem said to be of the US Navy SEALs, check it out from the image grab below.

The actual emblem is this;

Instead, they used a fan-made emblem which is representing a 24th century terrorist!

More info: German TV Fail: Star Trek’s Maquis NOT Involved In Bin Laden Mission

The Star News (Malaysia) today has some special reports on Malaysians and their premature ejaculation problem. However the 2 news reports complement each other. The first one reported “Study: 29% of Malaysian men suffer from PE“.

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The solution was found on the same day with the title “Watching porn can help cure PE condition“.

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I should open a clinic and start treating guys with PE problem by showing them porn. I would also charge much less than the RM288 per treatment by the clinic mentioned in the report. Profit!

Well looks like this Pizza Hut store in Memphis wastes no time in trying to get the replacements!

Now I wonder what kind of house is that!

A woman claimed an intruder climbed into her room through a window and went to her bed, fortunately her screams woke her brother and fought the intruder off.

Here’s the funny scene from this video. The brother then tell of a rape epidemic when interviewed, you just have to watch it (LOL start at 1 minute). Watch out for his warning at the end.

With a name like “Kali Burns”, somebody should open his gorilla suit and look for burned marks on his skin or check out for any gasoline smell.