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  • Found: The perfect goalkeeper which is a toilet

    This is a custom-built toilet that is able to stop a ball even at a speed of 100mph from entering the net. It uses 2-high speed camera on either side of the goal to calculate the trajectory and speed of the incoming ball and then shoots its own ball, to redirect the ball way off the target.

    This is to promote “going green”, which I have no idea how they are connected. Well at least it’s not a used toilet.

  • Keeper hits spider camera twice in 30 seconds

    This Al Jazira goalie has an accurate kick and probably hates the spider camera so much that he hit it twice within 30 seconds. The spider camera is the one that moves above the pitch.

    Either his kick is accurate or the person controlling the camera has slow reflex.

  • Petr Cech Evolution

    Ever since his skull cracked during a game, Chelsea’s goalkeeper Petr Cech has worn protection whenever he’s manning the post – here’s a prediction how he will look like next season.

    petr cech chelsea

  • Zizou Schooling Young Goalie

    Zinedine Zidane schooling a goalie at the ADIDAS training camp.

  • Fastest Goalkeeper in the World

    I think this was last season during the Manchester derby with City playing at home. Current England top goalie Joe Hart raced from the other end to save Rooney’s shot.

    I find the commentator’s lively expression as hilarious and cool!

  • Rob Green Jokes

    Robert Green spilled a tame shot from US to allow the ball crossed the line, and soon after, jokes about his error fill the internet. Here are some of them:
    • At least that’s one British spillage the Americans won’t be moaning about…
    • What’s the difference between Robert Green and Justin Bieber? Robert Green knows how to drop his balls.
    • Kermit was right: It’s not easy being Green.
    • All these Rob Green jokes are getting out of hand. In fact they’re crossing the line…
    • The England lads had a get-together after the game and bought Robert Green a drink to commiserate. He spilled it.
    • Steven Gerrard said: “The whole team is behind Rob Green.” With hindsight, that’s a good place to stand.
    • Robert Green’s bringing out his own South African trumpet. It’s known as a boo-boozela
    • Robert Green – a joke even Americans can understand.
    • Yesterday at London Zoo one of the staff let a a Central American monkey slip out of his grasp. So Robert Green’s not the only English keeper to drop a Howler.
    • My computer’s got the Robert Green virus. It can’t save anything.
    • Just bought a Robert Green condom. Extra slippery and you’re guaranteed not to catch anything.
    • Rob Green has injured himself. Apparently, he put his head in his hands and immediately kneed himself in the face.
    • What’s the difference between a botanist with the flu and the England goalkeeper? One has Green fingers and can catch a cold…
    • Before he got into football, Robert Green was a bus driver. But he got fired because he couldn’t make any stops.
    • I’m Robert Green and cleaning Windows is my next idea…
    • And the best England v USA joke which doesn’t feature Robert Green is..=  It was a clever move to bring Shaun Wright-Phillips on. For 15 minutes the Americans were stunned, thinking Gary Coleman had come back to life.


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