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Don’t you just hate it when there are people who thinks Malaysia is made up of only the peninsular (you know, the one that looks like a strangled cock). Look at the following form :

That’s the form from ZDNet Asia’s section to see your salary benchmark against other IT professionals. They left out Sabah and Sarawak.

It’s the same irritation when I hear a local or foreign artist doing a tour of Malaysia but listed states are only from Perlis to Johor. Sheessh. Next time call it “Tour of Malaya” la…

Just yesterday I posted the video where Chuck Norris facts were used in a presidential campaign video, now youtube is abuzzed with people cursing Norris. His action? Calling for support to have the Bible used as a text book in the public school system.

Profanities filled up the comments - not all but most. Well at least he didn’t lose in a fighting ring.

Last year, I posted an entry about the contents of a letter translated directly from Bahasa Malaysia to English, presumably by a Malay girl. Now let’s see how a Chinese would write a letter in English.

Dear Ah Lian,

Thanks you for your rater. Wrong time no see you. How everything? For me, I am quiet find.

You say in your letter your rater soh want you to chain your look? Somemore you must wear kick kok soo, hope you can wok properly.

You know, Ah Kau Kia working in a soft where company now. Last week, he take, Muthu & few of his friend to May Nonut to eat barger and fens fies.

After that he take we all go to kalah ok. Muthu sing and sing no stop until the sky bright.

Next week, my father mother going to sellerbread 20 years annie wear sari. My father mother going to give a fist to all the kampong people. So you must come with your hole family.

I only hope one day we no need to write and send letter to you and to me. Better I e-meow you, you e-meow me. I will ketchup with you soon.

And when you got time, please few free to call me.

Goo bye…..

Worm regard,
Ah Beng

Yes it is common for a celebrity to endorse a president candidate but what is unique about this is the inclusion of Chuck Norris Facts, the internet phenomenon a few years ago that portrays Chuck Norris as a super human.

The “facts” tend to involve jokes and plays on claims of Norris’ toughness, attitude, virility, “alpha-male status”, sophistication and masculinity stated in an absurdly serious tone

Some examples :

• Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris has never cried. Ever.
• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Well, watch the video of president hopeful Mike Huckabee’s video with Chuck Norris below.

Crazy arr these trees? Don’t they know if they do this in Malaysia they could get 6-years in prison?