Archive for July, 2007

Over the top photoshop

bad photoshop retouch

Honestly, I am speechless over the digital retouch on the photo above. I could put a million jokes here and they won’t be funny. I just feel sorry for the cute toddler. After the digital mess, she looks like a plastic robot.

Another picture coming your way.

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Nigerians gangsta and their pets

You know some of the “G” in the states like to parade with their pet pitbulls and it was reported that rearing pitbulls as pets is the latest trend among the NFL athletes nowadays.

Well about the Gs from Nigeria? What do they do when they are not conning people through the emails? This…

nigerian gangsters with their pets

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The Art of the Ninjas

I remember while I was in my primary school in the 80s, there was a sudden surge in the popularity of the ninjas. With their black costume, they were able to run above the bamboo trees, breathe underwater using bamboo sticks and disappear in the middle of an exploding gust of smoke.

I mean, as a kid, who wouldn’t fall for that ability? Those are the perfect skills to escape the evil clutches of school! The movies back then helped to promote these mythical martial arts, anyone remember the American Ninja?

And for the first time, I am spilling one of my long-kept secret. I had one of those throwing-stars (now I know it’s called a shuriken) made from the common zinc and I practised it on our kitchen door. You can still see the marks on the door even today. The weapon was okay, I mean it could stick on the door but not on a pig (yes, my friend tried it). Okay so now you know I’m part of an underground society of the 18th generation of ninjas and I have to kick you ass after you’ve read this post.

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The Pesci Code

Well there’s storm brewing around Jesus Christ’s Last Supper painting again. This time a computer expert and amateur scholar claims you can see a woman holding a baby if you superimposed the picture with a horizontally-mirrored version.

Click on the picture below to see the image in question.
new da vinci code flipped last supper

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Limo drivers also need to be smart

I’ve always thought if those long limos ever get stuck on uneven roads. Well depending on who’s your driver - yes they can get stuck.

beached limo

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