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This humping dog does nothing else, it doesn’t have any flash memory at all. I guess it’s main purpose is to annoy and humiliate you in public.

Have you ever been stalked and humped by a dog? Well I had that experience and it was no laughing matter, except of course for my friends who practically rolled on the floor laughing at my predicament. There was this one dog over at my cousin’s place who likes, no *loves* to hump on my legs whenever I go there. Probably the lack of hairs on my feet made the dog think it was a beautiful bitch (I do mean a dog bitch ).

Anyway, you can see this dog in video after the jump. The makers of this dog should put in “speed control” to make it more enjoyable (for the user and the dog).

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Bah - I’ve already sent in my confirmation to Jac and Gall - Make space for the rhinoman - I’m going to the 1st KK bloggers gathering wohoo.

If we can get 50 confirmed attendance - Nuffnang will be the sponsor for the event! Maybe free drinks or lucky draw or something. So I am doing my part to make this a huge success.

I know a lot of Sabahan/KK bloggers are shy to meet other bloggers - hey me too! So how to overcome that? Easy, whoever is shy to talk can help me take care of my son - you only need to know toddler-english-talk and a good pair of legs to run around to qualify. At least I can concentrate eating.

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Do you know what will happen when chinese siblings have their names close resembling English words? Read on.

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Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller: I’m Sam Wan (someone) and I need to talk to Annie Wan! It is urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone, but what is this urgent matter about?

Caller: @#$… just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan (no one) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn’t an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don’t have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! What is your name?

Operator: I am Saw Lee (sorry)!

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!

Well - looks like I am caught in a meme as one of my top commenter, Nick Phillips picked my blog as one of his 5 winners for the “Thinking Blogger Award”. Wohooo.

I would like to thank Exabytes for the wonderful hosting, for only RM199 you can get reliable uptime and wonderful service. Click here to buy their hosting plans. (Sorry I can’t resist trying to make some money out of this).

And of course to all my loyal readers, yes all 9 of you (an increase from 4). Now I have to choose 5 other bloggers that I think deserve this award too. Wow, this is hard since most of my feeds are from tech blogs and news. Anyway, these are the blogs that I *seriously* surf to for some good information and killing time.

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This is a case where even the expert couldn’t answer.. or did she? Click on the picture below to read this advice column.