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Bah - I’ve already sent in my confirmation to Jac and Gall - Make space for the rhinoman - I’m going to the 1st KK bloggers gathering wohoo.

If we can get 50 confirmed attendance - Nuffnang will be the sponsor for the event! Maybe free drinks or lucky draw or something. So I am doing my part to make this a huge success.

I know a lot of Sabahan/KK bloggers are shy to meet other bloggers - hey me too! So how to overcome that? Easy, whoever is shy to talk can help me take care of my son - you only need to know toddler-english-talk and a good pair of legs to run around to qualify. At least I can concentrate eating.

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Do you know what will happen when chinese siblings have their names close resembling English words? Read on.

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Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller: I’m Sam Wan (someone) and I need to talk to Annie Wan! It is urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone, but what is this urgent matter about?

Caller: @#$… just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan (no one) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn’t an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don’t have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! What is your name?

Operator: I am Saw Lee (sorry)!

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!