Archive for May 4, 2007

Tickle your brain

vision tricks

It’s just one of those pictures that trick your brain. If you don’t see any movement in the pic above then there’s something with your brain or vision. To stop the movement, look at a spot on the picture and don’t move your head.

You can click on the image above for a larger view. Another image below.

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Jewellery Shop

A lady walks into a high class jewellery shop. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn’t pop up right now.

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.

Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, “Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?”

Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little ‘accident’, she asks, “Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?”

He answers, “Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you’re going to shit yourself when I tell you the price.”

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