Porn = Euro?
Hehehe. I shouldn’t be making fun of my friend but I just have to. You might have heard that there are many sudden-millionaires walking around and calling/telling their friends that they’re making it rich online, and want them to join under them.
Well my friend have been approach by this online investment too. So our SMS went like this (translation in brackets).
Friend : boss - buli pecaya ka tu Euro index tu? (can we trust those Euro index stuff?)
Me : Ada yg buli. Ada yg tidak. Buli try tapi jangan telampau sampai tiada duit beli susu anak kau. (There are trustworthy programs and some aren’t. You can try but don’t use the money to buy food for your baby)
Friend : Oh tapi kerajaan Malaysia buli tutup ka tu website? (Oh but can the Malaysian government close the website?)
Me : Dorang tidak buli tutup tu. Block lah mengkali tapi kalau mau block, bagus lagi dorang block porn dulu. (They can’t close them down but they can block though. But if they are thinking of blocking, better they block all the porn websites first).
Then his killer SMS came.
Friend : Itu porn pun macam Euro juga ka? Berapa mau start? (This porn is like Euro also? How much to start investing?)
I didn’t reply him. I went straight to this blog and posted this 
March 30th, 2007 at 3:08 pm
Wui na, mana mok cari innocent macam tu zaman sikarang. LOL!!! ish, nda bagus ko kasi ketawa sama dia tu geng. Wakakakaka.
March 30th, 2007 at 5:58 pm
adeh … sakit perut sia ketawa cam gila ha ha ha
March 30th, 2007 at 9:31 pm
Hahahaha…….
the best real-life sms joke i ever listen…
nice one..
March 31st, 2007 at 5:40 pm
hahahahahha,.,, adeiiiii
March 31st, 2007 at 10:48 pm
I’m having my McDonald’s and it almost blown out on my laptop! Haiyah..funny man.
Btw, banyak urang kampung sia also talking abt this thingy. Ada lah nanti kehilangan tanah ni…
April 4th, 2007 at 10:55 pm
*Grins. I guess you shouldn’t laugh at one who is ignorant? Ha!
April 12th, 2007 at 1:54 pm
kesian kawan kau tu hehe
April 12th, 2007 at 1:57 pm
btw, ramai kah yg mengaku jadi millionaire dari skim ini? Tempat aku ada satuorang guru berenti karaja dia cash itu kereta parado sebab dapat satu juta kunun..
April 12th, 2007 at 4:41 pm
aik gaman. gitu juga sia dgr cerita tp sia tidak kenal la tu org. biasa la style “si anu punya kawan punya ipar punya classmate”
April 13th, 2007 at 12:39 pm
Tapi my story in saya lain sikit. Actually cikgu tu memang kawan saya tapi bukan lah yang rapat betul. Dia satu sekolah mengajar sama my sister. Dan my sister yg bagi tahu dia berhenti - actually cuti tanpa gaji selama satu satu tahu.
Saya sudah nampak prado dia. Tapi saya belum contact dia sebab dia dari dulu kempen sama saya join tapi saya bilang belum lagi lah. Biasanya cerita macam ni exaggerated saja. Mungkin banyaklah dia dapat tapi kalau satu juta mungkin secara teori betullah.
Anyway, biarlah dia jadi jutawan kalau betul saya masih lagi inda berapa minat ini barang. Saya dengar dia kena bubut income tax lagi lepas tu dia lari pigi Mekah tapi sudah balik. Benda macam ni tidak kekal bah. Bagus lagi buat real Internet business.