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I haven’t posted jokes for quite some time already… so..

Children’s Logic

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TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?

CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!

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TEACHER: John, how do you spell “crocodile”?

JOHN: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”

TEACHER: No, that’s wrong

JOHN: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?

SARAH: “HIJKLMNO”!!

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

SARAH: Yesterday you said it’s H to O!

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How many times in your life have you made mistakes? Big or small, everyone makes mistakes.

Silly mistakes like forgetting to bring the handphone charger to work when you remember you haven’t charged it for 3 days (anyone needing me today please email me instead. thanks).

What about emotion-filled mistakes like saying angry words to someone close to you and now there’s an invisible brick wall between you two though you still try to talk normally.

With these mistakes you’d wish you have life’s remote control and just rewind back the time. But even if you turn back the time, how would you know if the other decision will bring out better results?

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