How to Teach Your Cat to Give a Handshake
Do you love cats? I like cats, I don’t love them but I sure do like them. My first cat was named Cory because when I first got her, Corazon Aquino was installed as the President of the Phillipines at that time and that was her nickname. She was a Siamese, all white with blue eyes (I mean my cat, not the president) Cute oh my cat.
But we had to give her away when my elder sister had a baby and they say the cat’s fur are bad for babies.
So I can’t use this tip that I am highlighting today because I don’t have a cat. I don’t need to use this tip on my son Jordan as he is way beyond shaking hands, he’s doing multiple high-fives and a gangsta-style greet (yeah I taught him that 
).
Why on earth do you want to teach your cat how to give a handshake? Of course because we are Malaysians and Malaysians are a courteous lot (minus behind the wheel). So if you own a cat, then (s)he is automatically a Malaysian too, unless of course she’s a Siamese cat. Then its a Malaysian-Siamese. Ask Jabatan Pendaftaran Negara for confirmation.
Anyone wanting to use this tip, if you are successul, take a picture of your cat doing the handshake and send it to me, I’ll post it up here and give a special mention of your cat’s name. Your picture however will only be posted if you are cuter than you cat.
October 19th, 2006 at 7:36 pm
Eh, I thought you’re teaching us how to teach our cats to shake paws? Where is it? *LOL* What a novel idea. Teach the cat how to shake paws then it’ll naturally revert back to hissyclaws nature. First polite, then rude. Well, you know what they say, first impression counts!
October 20th, 2006 at 10:31 am
luxferi - no im not the one who will be teaching the trick.. there’s a link to it.. chk at the end of the post.
October 22nd, 2006 at 4:38 pm
ei Unc J, i still remember Cory bah hehe.
October 23rd, 2006 at 11:33 am
basung, u remember ka? i thought ko masi kindergarten tu.. heehe..