Jokes
Very busy today - have a meeting at 9am. So I’ll leave you guys with some jokes.
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What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
One’s a bottom-dwelling scum sucker and the other’s just a fish.
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Don’t LOOK at anything in a physics lab.
Don’t TASTE anything in a chemistry lab.
Don’t SMELL anything in a biology lab.
Don’t TOUCH anything in a medical lab.
and, most importantly:
Don’t LISTEN to anything in a philosophy department.
