Archive for July 23, 2006

Cause of mad cow disease

A lazy sunday joke.

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A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease. “Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease?”

“Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw the cows once a year?”

“Umm, sir, that is a new piece of information, but what’s the relationship between this and Mad Cow?”

“And did you know we milk the cows twice a day?”

“Mr. Brown, that’s interesting, but, what’s the point?”

“Lady, the point is this: if I’m playing with your tits twice a day, but only screwing you once a year, wouldn’t you go mad, too?”

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Unit Pengganas Malaysia (UPM)

upm mob
Sorry people, I don’t mean to gross you out with a display of King Kong’s mouth but that is the mouth of a Malaysian university student acting like a thug.

This incident happened when the student council, led by its president wanted a group of 7 “anti-establishment” students to close their counter setup in the cafeteria hall. When they refused to do so, the president got a group of football-players-turned-thugs and led a mob, forcefully removed them.

Eventhough not as violent as the Miri all-girls schoolfight video, this is more serious. Why? Well, first because they are our future leaders and since these are student council, the chances of them holding high posts in the government setup is real. Doing monkey-acts, shouting, pushing and shoving other people, without an ounce of respect is unbecoming of a “leader”.

You know what’s the saddest part?

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