Be a joykiller and destroy the earth.

Finally, a guide is available on what is needed to actually destroy all humanity. This must be handy for the most extreme of the extremists since this will destroy everything but it ain’t easy.

Here’s the a shortened version of the pre-amble.

Destroying the Earth is harder than you may have been led to believe.

You’ve seen the action movies where the bad guy threatens to destroy the Earth. You’ve heard people on the news claiming that the next nuclear war or cutting down rainforests or persisting in releasing hideous quantities of pollution into the atmosphere threatens to end the world.

Fools.

The Earth is built to last. It is a 4,550,000,000-year-old, 5,973,600,000,000,000,000,000-tonne ball of iron. It has taken more devastating asteroid hits in its lifetime than you’ve had hot dinners, and lo, it still orbits merrily. So my first piece of advice to you, dear would-be Earth-destroyer, is: do NOT think this will be easy.

This is a guide for those who do not want the Earth to be there anymore.

Interested? Read it here.

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