It pays to memorise Bible verses.
An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of Church services when an intruder startled her. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled, “Stop! Acts 2:38!” (Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be forgiven.)
The burglar stopped in his tracks.The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, “Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you.”
I don’t celebrate Halloween but I found a few interesting sites about this hellish “festival” and I’m gonna blog about them in the next few days. For a start, here’s a rather scary looking doll which I might say, looks scarier than Chucky (which somehow turned funny in his latest flick).
What a surprise for me tonight. After a long hard day at work and a night out with some friends - I went back and saw an email with the subject “Penghargaan Terima Kasih - YAB Perdana Menteri” (Appreciation of thanks - Most Honourable Prime Minister).
