Archive for September 20, 2005

Jokes

Thanks to everyone who posted the comments on me being the worst father in the world. It shows there are *real people* surfing my blog :P

I’m at home together with my wife and Jordan. I took some photos of the little pirate but the camera cable is at the office. So I’ll post it up tomorrow then.

I shall leave you with some jokes though. Enjoy.

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Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and
values. Stu said, “I didn’t sleep with my wife before we got married, Did you?”
Leroy replied, “I’m not sure, what was her maiden name?”
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A little boy went up to his father and asked: “Dad, where did all of my
intelligence come from?” The father replied. “Well son, you must have
got it from your mother, cause I still have mine”
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“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce Court
Judge said, “And I’ve decided to give your wife $775 a week,” “That’s
very fair, your honor,” the husband said. “And every now and then, I’ll
try to send her a few bucks myself,”

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