Archive for July 26, 2005

wanna marry lance?

so here’s the scoop, a group of friends were worried that one of their buddy wasn’t getting hitched - so their put up a giant billboard and setup a website.

Friends say Lance Archibald is a tall, handsome former college basketball player and graduate of Harvard business school. He’s also still single at 31, and so they’re hoping to speed things up with a billboard and Web site.

lance

any single ladies in the house? applications is still open as i blog this.

Read news here. Get hitched with Lance here.

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make your own gun in the office.

how many times do you feel like strangling the life out of someone in the office? there are a lot of butt-kissers running around here as well and sometimes i just want to hurt them.. and i mean physically hurt them.

i mean, you can always scratch their car in the parking lot (which i don’t do :P) but it’s not satisfying as to hear them groan in agony and pain, while rolling on the office floor and the blood all smudged on their face. alamak.. ganas jugak sia. kekeke.

anyway, some wise guys created a website that teaches you how to make guns out of office supplies.. their latest one is a laser-pointed pencil gun.


ass kissers be gone!

PLEASE! if you are caught by the police for voluntarily manslaughter, please refer to this website instead of my blog. thanks.

Link www.officeguns.com

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