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this morning as i woke up to brush my teeth, i noticed a small shadow on our curtains. it was like a small person - moving gently along the window ledge.

“is it the notorious small baby ninja that has been stalking the neighbourhoods?” i thought to myself.

silently i took my new cameraphone - well it is 2 months’ old already tapi masi wangi kilang lagi (ketara telampau sayang hp). i knew, if i couldn’t catch the ninja, a picture is priceless!

“creeeekkk” the window sounded (ui.. ngam ka grammar ni?)

looks like the ninja is trying to break in!

quickly i readied my cameraphone and flip the curtain to the side and sure enuff - there he was - surprised seeing me in my boxers and hair standing like tarap. i took a snap of his bewildered face.

bewildered baby ninja

i shouted “apa ko mau?” at the ninja but his face turned pale. i knew i should’ve brushed my teeth first.

he turned around trying to make a quick getaway. he went to the edge of the window. i followed him quickly and took another snap, this time it’s closer.

baby ninja trying to get away from the stink

“hohohoo you’re trap!” i exclaimed and as i reached my hand trying to grab him, suddenly a familiar voice rang out from behind.

“dear! kenapa ko biar si Jordan sana luar! ihhhh kuturrr la tangan dia ni kana tu cat besi!”

ahh it’s the mothership calling me back to reality… it’s my wife.

ok so he’s not a ninja - that’s my baby boy, Jordan. he’s 18-months old. cute eh?