A really, really drunk Australian attempted to ride a crocodile after he was kicked out of a pub.

A drunk man who climbed into a crocodile enclosure in Australia and attempted to ride a 5m (16ft) long crocodile has survived his encounter. The crocodile, called Fatso, bit the 36-year-old man’s leg, tearing chunks of flesh from him as he straddled the reptile. He received surgery to serious wounds to his leg and is recovering in hospital, police say.

Apparently Fatso was in no mood to kill drunk guy, probably knowing he was no match to him and risk being ridicule by the other crocs for killing an easy target.

Life tip: Don’t get too drunk near a crocodile enclosure.

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