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Real life ninjas stopped muggers

3 guys who decided to follow and mug a student chose the worst place of all to do it. They did it outside Ninja Senshi Ryu, western Sydney’s ninja warrior school!

To make it worse for the would-be muggers, they didn’t realise 1 ninja was in the shadows of the night – you know, just like in the movies. So the lone ninja, seeing this would be a good chance for him and the other warriors to practise their arts, ran inside and alerted the others.

They also failed to notice a ninja, Nathan Smith, standing in the shadows outside the dojo. Mr Smith immediately alerted his sensei, or teacher.

Kaylan Soto, a sensei with 30 years’ Ninjutsu training, and three of his students raced out of the dojo towards the startled attackers. All five crusaders were clad in the ninja’s traditional, all black uniform.

”We would have been just a silhouette,” one of the ninjas, Steve Ashley, said. ”It was probably the worst place in Sydney where they could have taken him.”

Mr Soto said it took the three assailants a few moments to realise what was going on. When they did, they shot off. ”You should have seen their faces when they saw us in ninja gear coming towards them,” he said.

I imagine at least one of the mugger crapped in his pants when he saw all those ninjas came running towards them hahaha. That would’ve made a pretty good scene from an Adam Sandler movie.

Anyway, the ninja failed in arresting the muggers though. They managed to escape only for the police to arrest them a day later.

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  1. veQue says:

    How anti-climatic

  2. lol that’s like out of the kick-ass movie

  3. Roger says:

    Hmm. An OK story, I guess, but a much better result happened in (if I recall correctly) 1990, in the SAME CITY, when a gang of fourteen youths tried to mug two students in in the St. James’ station subway tunnel.

    The youths were armed with chains, baseball bats, and knives. Seven of them cut of the two guys from the front, while the other seven ran down the side tunnel to cut them off from behind. (Hard to explain that wihtout taking half a page, but if you’ve even been to St. James station, you’ll know what I mean.)

    Unbeknownst to the muggers, their two victims were Wing Chun Kung Fu “si-hing” (senior students / junior instructor, arguably about equivalent to a 1st dan black belt in karate.)

    But unlike this more recent case, only a couple of the baddies got away: the rest were carried away by ambulance, several of them in a coma. As for the ambush “victims”, one need some stitches to a cut scalp, the other was unhurt.

    It was a bit of a nine day wonder in the papers at the time. (I have still a newspaper clipping.) I was so impressed, I took up wing-chun …


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