A passer-by noticed a happy old lady sitting on her front step.  “I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret for such a long, happy life?” he asked.

“I smoke 4 packs of cigrarettes a day”, she said. “Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week and eat only junk food. On weekends I pop a huge number of pills and do no exercise at all”

“That is absolutely amazing at your age!!!” says the passer by. “How old are you?”

“Twenty-four“

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