SomeEcards.com, should I say, is an alternative with adult humor to express your feelings to someone. Some of the greetings that are found here (I left the x-rated ones out)

• [Apology] Sorry my web browser history scared you
• [Apology] Sorry we disagreed on that terrible movie
• [Thinking of you] Someday I want to adopt an asian baby with you
• [Thinking of you] Someday I’d like you to be my contact emergency person
• [Encouragement] That job was way too good for you
• [Encouragement] When work feels overwhelming, remember that you’re going to die
• [Wedding] Congratulations on probably not dying alone
• [Wedding] I’m happy for you and ashamed of being single

Visit SomeEcards.com here.