How to Teach Your Cat to Give a Handshake
Do you love cats? I like cats, I don’t love them but I sure do like them. My first cat was named Cory because when I first got her, Corazon Aquino was installed as the President of the Phillipines at that time and that was her nickname. She was a Siamese, all white with blue eyes (I mean my cat, not the president) Cute oh my cat.
But we had to give her away when my elder sister had a baby and they say the cat’s fur are bad for babies.
So I can’t use this tip that I am highlighting today because I don’t have a cat. I don’t need to use this tip on my son Jordan as he is way beyond shaking hands, he’s doing multiple high-fives and a gangsta-style greet (yeah I taught him that :P ).
Why on earth do you want to teach your cat how to give a handshake? Of course because we are Malaysians and Malaysians are a courteous lot (minus behind the wheel). So if you own a cat, then (s)he is automatically a Malaysian too, unless of course she’s a Siamese cat. Then its a Malaysian-Siamese. Ask Jabatan Pendaftaran Negara for confirmation.
Anyone wanting to use this tip, if you are successul, take a picture of your cat doing the handshake and send it to me, I’ll post it up here and give a special mention of your cat’s name. Your picture however will only be posted if you are cuter than you cat.