How far would you go to hide something from the authorities? Would it be as far as the intestines? Eh what?

A group of prisoners in El Salvador hide cellphones, a phone charger and spare chips inside their body by inserting them into their rectums far enough to reach their intestines.

You know how far that is? It’s like this.

You cannot be surprised with these news, what with the mobile phones getting thinner and thinner – it doesn’t take a genius to think of this. And you know what they say, when you’re in prison for males, your a$$-hole gets bigger by the day (if you don’t know why, then don’t find out).

So I guess, if they go to the toilet, it’s either “nature calls” or a “friend’s call”.

Reuters : Hey, I think your lower intestine is ringing…

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