Well - this site tells you how NOT to talk as it is “conversational terrorism” - but sometimes you have to win your argument, you know, like when asking for a salary raise or explaining to the ignorant boss why the project didn’t complete on time.
Example :
KNEE JERK:
“I would like to answer your question directly, but considering your past reactions / ability to cope with the truth / emotional instability, I feel that to do so would be a disservice to you at this time.”
[Other person gets (justifiably) upset.]
“See, what did I tell you. You are flying off the handle already!”
Now *you* can be the person in the office whom everyone wants to avoid! Visit the site.
This morning, while preparing Jordan for nursery, the cartoon program “Little Brown Bear” was on. The episode was about his family going out for a picnic and they couldn’t find their pet cat. The bear, the mom and the dad was calling out the pet’s name, Puss. Which is short for err.. ahem Pussy.
So, there were they, saying out loud “Pussyyyyy!.. Pussyyy! Where are you pussssyyy!”
That time, I was well.. kinda sad because what supposed to be a sweet name for a cat had me feeling disgusted while my wife was left there giggling to herself.
Anyway, if you have no idea what I’m talking about - YOU ARE BLESSED! Stay that way okayyy?
If you *do* know what I’m talking about… well… where have you been surfing lately ahhh?
OOkay, enough bout that. Continue reading to see the BIGGEST PUSSY ever!
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Yesterday there was 72 unique hits to my blog, which is more than the 50+ average, so I viewed the logs and found out many of the visitors reached here because of the search terms “buah dada”!
Aisey.. my site is becoming a pasar-slang porn ka this? Maybe I should register buahdada.com kekeke.
I searched using Google and found out, most were attracted to my early blog entry titled “ingin buah dada yang montok?” posted in June 2005.
So, in case you missed it, read it here.
Hmmm kinda busy yesterday. My wife went to Nabawan since Monday morning and I was taking care of Jordan at home (my parents popped over to help though). On Valentine’s Day morning, after dropping Jordan at the nursery, had a meeting with a client at 8.30am and then 9.30am rushed back to the office, picked up my colleagues and sped to UMS, in time for a discussion with the boss there. Pheww! Now try to read that in one breath.
Anyway, at least my wife is back last night for a simple Valentine’s dinner prepared by my mom hehe. Without her, even for a day or two, makes me really, really appreciate her haha. At least Jordan didn’t give me a hard time, I pity him though on Monday evening, when we went back, he was running to our house entrance and excitedly said “mommy! mommy!”, thinking she’s at home.
When I opened the door, all was dark and he quietly sat in front of the tv. kesian kannnnnnnn?
Okay, so that’s my story. This is a superfast entry, so here’s some good reading (for me at least at 2.40am in the morning).
Student finds toilet water cleaner than ice at fast food restaurants
Finally the dogs has some concrete reason on why they drink from the toilet bowl.
63-year old granny sued for downloading Adam Sandler’s film “The Longest Yard.”
Maybe they should sue her for downloading bad actors. Okay, when my granny was around that age, all she did was sitting around, watching tv, smoking locally-made tobacco and spit into recycled Milo tins. At least she didn’t hogged the broadband eh? (not that it existed back then)
Cause of flame wars
It seems that on average, only 50% of the time your email recipients will correctly interpret your message because it also depends on their mood at the time of reading. So if you praise someone, it’s either an honest praise or a sarcastic remarks. Hmmm.. probably you can play safe by inserting smilies :) :) at the end of every sentence.
Well - they did it! Again, Sabahans dominate a reality show contest. After Pija won TV3’s Mentor, Linda and Felix both finished 2nd best in AF2 and AF3, Jiaja from Sabah became the latest personalities to hit the limelight, although the show not as popular as AF.
Jiaja became blast-off 2 big winner last Saturday night. They manage to haul a total of 47% votes, leaving The Exilers behind who only received 29%.
Nobody can deny their 1st placing, for the final show, the lead guitarist played the guitar with his teeth (he can be a model for colgate tu, strong teeth mah). Obviously influenced by Jimi Hendrix.
The saddest part is, the Blast Off 2 official website has not been updated even as I am blogging this. No wonder lah the show also not as popular, even website also lazy to update!
Anyway, congrats to Jiaja. Hopefully they’ll make an album. I know Karuk wants to buy a new drum set with the RM20K they’ve won! :D
