This morning, while preparing Jordan for nursery, the cartoon program “Little Brown Bear” was on. The episode was about his family going out for a picnic and they couldn’t find their pet cat. The bear, the mom and the dad was calling out the pet’s name, Puss. Which is short for err.. ahem Pussy.

So, there were they, saying out loud “Pussyyyyy!.. Pussyyy! Where are you pussssyyy!”

That time, I was well.. kinda sad because what supposed to be a sweet name for a cat had me feeling disgusted while my wife was left there giggling to herself.

Anyway, if you have no idea what I’m talking about – YOU ARE BLESSED! Stay that way okayyy?

If you *do* know what I’m talking about… well… where have you been surfing lately ahhh?

OOkay, enough bout that. Continue reading to see the BIGGEST PUSSY ever!