Okay I’ve promised that I’ll upload a few photos of Jordan after the bathroom accident last week - so here they are!
watching TV at home. see the eyes a bit swollen (and this was 3 days after!)
not enuff with TV, now he’s helping me utilising the broadband connection by watching some cartoon for toddlers online (note my messy “computer lab”)
during one of the weekends when me and my wife sent our son to the nursery and we went dating in wisma merdeka KK, my wife dragged me into this girly shop where everywhere was pink (a natural guy-repeller).
while she was browsing through their items, a sign caught my attention because i couldn’t understand the message. here it is.
ok now i understand already lah what they were trying to say (hopefully).
you got understanding what they saying?
Worth1000.com, a website on photoshopping (no.. not shopping for photos, its for photoshop enthusiasts) has a contest on photoshopping frogs as the subject. it’s very interesting to view the entries.
here’s a cool steel-frog.
a cute one (she looks like one of my aunties though)
also a not-so-impressive but ok-lah.
There are many entries. Have a look at all those frogs yourself!
Have you heard? Our government is so jealous of AF’s success in raking in millions, they are thinking of using the same tactic to send our first astronaut to space!
Clearly our govt think-tank is not thinking right.
If they really take this decision, then following the same tactic as AF3, the winner will be voted mostly for his race and religion, probably comes from a poor family and has no skill or knowledge whatsoever in astronomy. Ohya, if the royal family of his/her state decides to help, then that will be a major factor as well.
If the government decides to open the candidacy, then there’s no prize for guessing who’s the winner. Fresh from his win as the most popular artist (voted thru sms - wat else), Mawi will win this space-race hands down.
Well - sending him to space will be the best decision for most people. Let him sing and send the aliens away. Don’t forget to tell him to bring his tambourine along - it can get lonely up there.
Thanks to everyone who posted the comments on me being the worst father in the world. It shows there are *real people* surfing my blog :P
I’m at home together with my wife and Jordan. I took some photos of the little pirate but the camera cable is at the office. So I’ll post it up tomorrow then.
I shall leave you with some jokes though. Enjoy.
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Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and
values. Stu said, “I didn’t sleep with my wife before we got married, Did you?”
Leroy replied, “I’m not sure, what was her maiden name?”
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A little boy went up to his father and asked: “Dad, where did all of my
intelligence come from?” The father replied. “Well son, you must have
got it from your mother, cause I still have mine”
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“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce Court
Judge said, “And I’ve decided to give your wife $775 a week,” “That’s
very fair, your honor,” the husband said. “And every now and then, I’ll
try to send her a few bucks myself,”
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