Thanks to everyone who posted the comments on me being the worst father in the world. It shows there are *real people* surfing my blog :P
I’m at home together with my wife and Jordan. I took some photos of the little pirate but the camera cable is at the office. So I’ll post it up tomorrow then.
I shall leave you with some jokes though. Enjoy.
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and
values. Stu said, “I didn’t sleep with my wife before we got married, Did you?”
Leroy replied, “I’m not sure, what was her maiden name?”
A little boy went up to his father and asked: “Dad, where did all of my
intelligence come from?” The father replied. “Well son, you must have
got it from your mother, cause I still have mine”
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce Court
Judge said, “And I’ve decided to give your wife $775 a week,” “That’s
very fair, your honor,” the husband said. “And every now and then, I’ll
try to send her a few bucks myself,”
A doctor examined a woman, took the husband aside, and said, “I don’t
like the looks of your wife at all. “Me neither doc,” said the husband.
“But she’s a great cook and really good with the kids.
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has
been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, “Maybe, but you
will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on
The old man says without hesitation, “I now pronounce you man and wife.”
A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, “Can you tell me how long it’ll
take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?” The agent replies,
“Just a minute..”
“Thank you,” the blonde says, and hangs up.
Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.
“How was he killed?” asked one detective. “With a golf gun,” the other
detective replied. “A golf gun?! What is a golf gun?” “I don’t know.
But it sure made a hole in Juan.”
This guy has been sitting in a bar all night, staring at a blonde wearing
the tightest pants he’s ever seen. Finally his curiosity gets the best of
him, so he walks over and asks, “How do you get into those pants?”
The young woman looks him over and replies, “Well, you could start by
buying me a drink.”
Moe: “My wife got me to believe in religion.”
Moe: “Yeah. Until I married her I didn’t believe in hell.”
A man is recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling.
“I’m okay, but I didn’t like the four-letter-word the doctor used in
surgery,” he answered.
“What did he say,” asked the nurse.
While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of
bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since
I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my husband’s advice.
“What do you think?” I asked. “Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?”
“Better get a bikini,” he replied. “You’d never get it all in one.”
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