i ’stumbled’ on this minibus in kk recently.
the name says it all - Syarikat Pengangkutan Sadeen.
who’d want to get packed like sardeens on their way to work? for some guys, stacked on top of other people is the only way they can get laid, while the rest will be fuming their hard-work in ironing their shirt has gone to waste.
when you are still awake at 4.30am, trying to finish work because the client wants to check them when he gets in the office on saturday morning!
or maybe i’m just bad with time management… *sigh*
anyway, i was too busy for the past 2 days, tulah ndada update blog.
yesterday i was on top of Menara Tun Mustapha (formerly known as Yayasan Sabah). i do mean i was on top because we were given access to the helipad area. our purpose was to take pictures of the innoprise building from the top.
i took a few pics and i will post them later because i left them in the office. ok.. gotta go to sleep. yeay!
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That’s what I want to know.
Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.
George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow’s name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The main man in China!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya’ asking me for?
Condi: I’m telling you, Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That’s the man’s name.
George: That’s who’s name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he’s dead in the Middle East.
Condi: That’s correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don’t want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
so here’s the scoop, a group of friends were worried that one of their buddy wasn’t getting hitched - so their put up a giant billboard and setup a website.
Friends say Lance Archibald is a tall, handsome former college basketball player and graduate of Harvard business school. He’s also still single at 31, and so they’re hoping to speed things up with a billboard and Web site.
any single ladies in the house? applications is still open as i blog this.
Read news here. Get hitched with Lance here.
how many times do you feel like strangling the life out of someone in the office? there are a lot of butt-kissers running around here as well and sometimes i just want to hurt them.. and i mean physically hurt them.
i mean, you can always scratch their car in the parking lot (which i don’t do :P) but it’s not satisfying as to hear them groan in agony and pain, while rolling on the office floor and the blood all smudged on their face. alamak.. ganas jugak sia. kekeke.
anyway, some wise guys created a website that teaches you how to make guns out of office supplies.. their latest one is a laser-pointed pencil gun.
ass kissers be gone!
PLEASE! if you are caught by the police for voluntarily manslaughter, please refer to this website instead of my blog. thanks.
Link www.officeguns.com
