since i was on leave wednesday, i took my son from the nursery earlier and made a surprise visit to my wife.

Jordan at mommy’s office

one comment from my colleague stood out from the rest “jeff, how come you’re so dark and jordan is so fair?… follow the mommy la oh?”

yes i am dark - i know. it’s because i have lots of dead skins still on my face. wait! don’t run away! don’t worry, i’m not a zombie. how i know that? cuz the experts sana servay and milimewa always tell me whenever i pass them standing at the toiletries section. u can recognise them with a bottle of shampoo in their hand and standing next to the brand that they’re selling.

they are so direct. ada pernah said to me “aiya sir, you have oily skin oh. i have this face cleanser ah.. can clear the oil one“.

wah crazy meh! oil prices going up and you want to clear my oil lagi?

anyway, they tend to be pushy that sometimes, you want to buy Nivea punya face whitening cream but somehow you ended up buying goat’s milk shampoo. my wife dulu takut suda tu mo pegi sana - selalu kena serbu.

so what she does is, she spy the products from far kan and like a scene from Mission Impossible, she pura-pura mau pegi saaaana section lain and jalan pass by saja. skali dekat her target, swooosh tu benda sudah dalam trolley and she continues her journey.

ui jauh jugak sia melalut. anyway, sia galap-galap macho bah. that comment about the tone of the skin ok lagi, got my friend si katamata lagi teruk.. this is what he said

“cute oh anak kau.. mesti dia ikut bini kao ni. uiiii nasib oh!”

kuang kuang kuanggg - tapi ndapa bah. sia suda kawin jugak (shukurr).